Aaaand it’s Thursday. It was looking tricky for a minute, but we’ve made it over the mid-week hump! Drink some Gatorade, make sure you didn’t lose too much of yourself back there, and then, if you want, get a little not-safe-for-work with this ridiculous Surrealist alphabet chart of erotic hand signals. Today is Thursday, tomorrow is Friday, and thus proceeds the exhaustive sprawl of subsequent days of life on this green planet wherein you may just occasionally feel you’d like to waggle your wrist at someone erotically. Once or twice, maybe, who knows. Learn it all here. Everything you need! Life is for living.

[Click for full chart].

- Maggie