Writer, illustrator, collagist, and all-around witty contributor Margaret Finan pulled out all the stops for her Brief Encounters column in Issue 31: Quality/Quantity.

Finan’s take on the theme brings us to the world of magazines (a familiar territory here), specifically the feminist/post-feminist/post-post-feminist/pre-post-feminist/pre-pre-post-feme-yougettheidea genre.

Hey Girl magazine is her ode to all the editors and writers, most of whom are professional, pre-millennial women, who are getting feminism wrong in their female-empowered publications. She uses flippant language that imposes a routine belittlement and self-degradation on readers who are looking for everything from makeup tips to workplace ambition to dating tutorials. Her headlines work beautifully, not only for laughs but for the truth in their editors’ ignorance. You’ll wonder if these headlines are jokes or not.

Finan’s collage work is also telling, hitting a perfect note on the ongoing (and likely always-to-be ongoing) Photoshop debate. Why even use real models, one could ask, if photos of real women are going to be distorted to the point of disbelief. The quality of body image is subjective, of course, but you wouldn’t know that based on how the ideal is being sold to the masses.

Pictured above are five of Finan’s drafts for what ultimately made it to the page. Each one captures elements on this dialogue in entertaining and intellectual ways. Great work, Margaret!

-Ben

Farmette: Dulce de Leche / Milk Jam Pastry Affair: Molasses Cookies With Ginger Cream Cheese Filling Farmette: Spicy Fresh Farm Donuts Bon Appetit: Buttery Roasted Chestnuts Honest Cooking: Salted Sugar Fudge Chocolate Guinness Cakes - Lara Ferroni Sweet Bay Bread Pudding - Lara Ferroni Cookie + Kate Vegan Fudge Chasing Delicious: Gingerbread Snowflake Cookies Chasing Delicious: Cinnamon Twists

Hey, Holidaytime Hump Day! Today we’ve got a roundup of some really lovely recipes that may come in handy for some homemade gift giving. I’ve waded through a few favorite food blogs for treats that aren’t just the classic cookie - because, well, those will always be perfect go-to classics, and you probably already have perfect go-to favorites. I’m not going to try to compete with those here. This post just gently whispered to me that it “doesn’t want any trouble,” so, respectfully, there it is. 

If you can forgive the lack of strong classic cookie presence, here are some sweet alternatives to add a little flavor to your gifted goods repertoire this year. Also, I’ve gone for some less goo-ey, less messy picks, possibly to this list’s detriment, but they’re meant to be easily gift-able. Anyway! Do what you will with them - wrap them in some nice paper; put them in a pretty box; eat them all yourself! Do what you need to do. 

1. Let’s start with Lara Ferroni. Lady loves doughnuts, and that’s good for us all. For some sweet little doughnuts, mightn’t I suggest the ricotta drop doughnuts with fresh cherry sauce? Alternatively: beignets with fudgy chicory coffee sauce. OR, most appropriately: holiday doughnuts!

Two other Ferroni offerings:

Chocolate guinness cakes with whiskey caramel (which make for cute little individual jar gifts).

- Sweet bay bread pudding. Mhmm.

2. Next up: Cookie + Kate with a perfect vegan (and optionally raw) fudge recipe. Super tasty, super gift-able.

3. Can’t go wrong with Seven Spoon’s spicy sweet caramel corn.

4. Pastry Affair: Molasses cookies with ginger cream cheese filling

5. And a few from the always lovely Farmette:

- Smokey Irish Eggnog. Not my particular style, but if you’ve got an eggnog fan in your life, this looks like a good call.

- Spicy farm fresh donuts!

- Hot cross buns. Hot cross buns.

- A (dairy) rose by any other name would smell as sweet: Milk Jam / Confiture de lait / Dulce de leche. Delicious little gift.

6. And thennnnn: Farmette’s Milk Jam is the perfect segue into Food in Jars, which offers heaps of recipes for lovely, jar-able treats:

- Rosemary lemon / lavender honey syrups.

- Plums in honey. (Would I like this? I’m not sure. But giiiiiirl.)

- Blueberry ginger jam.

- Sugar toffee with chocolate and toasted walnuts.

7. From Bon Appetit:

- Buttery roasted chestnuts. Can’t go wrong.

- Three recipes for jarred DIY holiday kitchen gifts that look preee-ttttty perfect: 

chocolate hazelnut spreadambrosia saucehot and sweet mustard ) 

8. Another sweet, simple and tidy gift: salted sugar fudge from Honest Cooking.

9. And finally, reeling it all back in with a few of Chasing Delicious’s more holiday-specific recipes:

- Gingerbread snowflake cookies, a beautiful, jazzed-up classic. 

- Mini pumpkin whoopie pies, if you are so inclined.

- Peppermint holiday meringues.

- Cinnamon twists. Shut it down! This is all I need.

Oh, also: if you find yourself stuck and in need of some substitutes, Chasing Delicious has put together this super handy guide of ingredient swap outs for flour, dairy, sugar, and other basics (scroll down past the chart for more detail).

There it is, Hump Day! That’s all I’ve got.

Happy Holidays / enjoy!

- Maggie

Got a beer enthusiast in your life? On the lookout for a fun gift idea for said beer enthusiast? The Urban Brewery etsy shop has a few options for home brewing, including this simple single gallon brewing starter kit.

Then, a starter kit compliment (or just a perfect beer-y gift on its own): Brooklyn Brew Shop’s Beer Making Book. Mmm-hmm.

And lastly, to balance out this all brewing brouhaha: a simple, practical gift for the more mobile beer lover on the go.

There it is. Good luck! Lock it down, lovers of beer lovers. 

- Maggie

A wrinkle in time: Legs Media presents a short and simple history of the GIF, that well-loved, lurching, socially awkward host to the internet’s never ending sticky-floored basement party (which may arguably have peaked with the Dancing Baby craze of ‘96 but, bless its heart, fist pumps tirelessly on into the night).  

- Maggie

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Man on Fire (Little Daylight Remix)

New week! Here’s a (less new) Little Daylight remix of Edward Sharpe’s “Man on Fire.”

Elsewhere, in missed music musings from this summer: Sasha Frere-Jones talks about Frank Ocean, and the particular blend of Ocean-fueled emotional isolation and clarity on the rise in American R&B. 

Get to it, Monday.

- Maggie

Dieter Rams looks back on his career in this short documentary from publisher Gestalten. Released a while back in conjunction with the publication of Less is More, it’s a nice compliment to the immense Rams collection. Always a nice treat to refresh one’s self on Ram’s Ten Principles for Good Design (which Patrick posted about earlier in the year after a trip to SFMOMA). 

Elsewhere, a quick related (though old-ish) read: Dieter Rams, Jonathan Ives and the evolution of Apple design.

- Maggie

New York Paris Istanbul Berlin

Everything Tidy: French artist Armelle Caron plays with and pulls apart the notion of urban identity, deconstructing the iconic layout of several gridded cities in a clean-cut visual accounting for. Urban anagrams, of sorts. 

- Maggie

Also, while we’re on a gentle Friday Planet Earth kick: if you’ve missed the winners of August’s National Geographic Traveler photo contest, head over here and take a look.

- Maggie

Product designer Massoud Hassani blends art and utility in a low cost response to Kabul’s landmines. Made from bamboo and biodegradable plastics, the Mine Kafon is a spherical, wind-powered device crafted to roll across open expanses like the deserts of Afghanistan, heavy enough to detonate any mines touched on. As a mine blast destroys only one or two of the Mine Kafon’s many legs, Hassani’s device can safely destroy numerous landmines in one journey. 

Read more on the Mine Kafon project at Hassani’s blog, or watch the designer speak on the device at his My Way talk this past April.

- Maggie

The Glorious Plight of the Buffalo Bills: Anyone catch Ben Austen’s Buffalo Bills writeup featured on Grantland recently? It’s an interesting look at the inseparability of Buffalo’s economics and its football team, and delves nicely into some of the city’s history over the course of its personal journalism.

As someone who’s wildly out of touch with football, its rules, and its culture, I found Austen’s outside perspective a fascinating read for more than a few reasons. Can some real football fans sound in on this?  

While the rest of the media packed up, I asked the mayor about his critical decision in 2009 to welcome Terrell Owens to Buffalo with a grand ceremony. Several teams had already discarded Owens, each thrilled to see him leave. But after the Bills signed the receiver, Mayor Brown stood shoulder-to-shoulder with T.O. in front of the Grecian columns of the city’s famed Albright-Knox Art Gallery. There he presented Owens with a key to the city. It seemed a bit much, I suggested, to say nothing of premature. Owens ended up catching just five touchdown passes in one season with Buffalo, a dispiriting 6-10 campaign. The mayor nodded sagely. Then he spoke about Terrell Owens as he did credit ratings and capital improvements, without a grin or a drop in his oratory.

Read the full piece here

- Maggie

Sufjan Stevens is out with his second Christmastime compilation, “Silver and Gold.” It’s a whopping three hours of 58 tracks over five volumes, so if you’re ready to batten down the holiday hatches and get right to it, here he is - NPR is streaming all five volumes this week. A nice preview if you prefer to dip a few toes in before committing. 
And then, to ride this Sufjan train all the way to the station: the always excellent (Block Club pal) Scott Mancuso is penning an extensive five part album review over on buffaBLOG. The perfect, partially bearded spirit animal for your Sufjan Stevens Christmas journey.
- Maggie

Sufjan Stevens is out with his second Christmastime compilation, “Silver and Gold.” It’s a whopping three hours of 58 tracks over five volumes, so if you’re ready to batten down the holiday hatches and get right to it, here he is - NPR is streaming all five volumes this week. A nice preview if you prefer to dip a few toes in before committing. 

And then, to ride this Sufjan train all the way to the station: the always excellent (Block Club pal) Scott Mancuso is penning an extensive five part album review over on buffaBLOG. The perfect, partially bearded spirit animal for your Sufjan Stevens Christmas journey.

- Maggie

And we’re off! Best wishes for a happy, healthy holiday to all of our Clubhaus friends. Meet us back here on Monday - we’ve got some great design posts coming up, some fun news on new blog additions, a bit of current events discussion, some good music, and a jazzy little interview on the horizon. 
So what to do? Pass the gravy; don’t fall asleep in any pie; wander a bit into that dark, cobwebby basement that holds all of your thoughts on how its original historical context maybe makes Thanksgiving an actually pretty gruesome holiday - and then wander back upstairs.
Because regardless of how terrible that weird, politically ignorant uncle of yours is being at the moment, there are only a few things to really think on. Are you breathing? Are you in a warm house? Is there even just one single living thing within a two hundred foot (or two thousand mile) radius who, for an insane and imperfect mix of reasons both entirely mysterious to you and entirely understood, really, truly loves you? Oh man, what a feeling. Home or far, far from it; that feeling is a place to live. 
Happy Thanksgiving, Clubhaus!
- Maggie
[Image credit: NewYorker.com]

And we’re off! Best wishes for a happy, healthy holiday to all of our Clubhaus friends. Meet us back here on Monday - we’ve got some great design posts coming up, some fun news on new blog additions, a bit of current events discussion, some good music, and a jazzy little interview on the horizon. 

So what to do? Pass the gravy; don’t fall asleep in any pie; wander a bit into that dark, cobwebby basement that holds all of your thoughts on how its original historical context maybe makes Thanksgiving an actually pretty gruesome holiday - and then wander back upstairs.

Because regardless of how terrible that weird, politically ignorant uncle of yours is being at the moment, there are only a few things to really think on. Are you breathing? Are you in a warm house? Is there even just one single living thing within a two hundred foot (or two thousand mile) radius who, for an insane and imperfect mix of reasons both entirely mysterious to you and entirely understood, really, truly loves you? Oh man, what a feeling. Home or far, far from it; that feeling is a place to live. 

Happy Thanksgiving, Clubhaus!

- Maggie

[Image credit: NewYorker.com]

“If only there could be something equivalent to rain falling inside. Then the whole of a room would take on shape and dimension. I should also say that this is an experience of beauty. Instead of being isolated, cut off, preoccupied internally; you’re presented with a world. You’re related to a world. You’re addressed by a world. Why should this experience strike one as being beautiful? Cognition is beautiful. It’s beautiful to know.”

From Nowness:

New sensory experiences are explored in this exclusive clip from Rainfall, Peter Middleton and James Spinney’s dramatization of an audio diary entry made by John Hull, just four months after going blind. As part of the Memory Marathon at the Serpentine Gallery, London, the short explores Hull’s understanding of the world through means other than sight, touching on the notion of consciousness and how immersive elements such as rain give the world depth, detail and contour.

Stunning. Hull has written much about his changed perception of the world following his blindness, and often returns to rainfall with awe - the acoustic landscape created as rain collides with worldly physical detail provides an experience Hull’s eyes can no longer account for. It’s a lovely exploration of synaesthesia and the mind blowing nuance of human cognition. You can read a bit more of Hull’s rain writing here.  

- Maggie

“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.’”

I’m looking back on a few photos I’ve taken over the last few months of time spent in Buffalo and really feeling the meaning of this old Vonnegut quote. This one’s for you, Buffalo and its everyones and everythings I’ve happily met since moving here.

- Maggie