We recently received a package here at Block Club which had a rainbowriffic assortment of rubber bands. All I could think looking at them was Oprah’s newish logo. I wonder if she’d approve of my idea to make the world’s biggest rubber-band ball in her honor. Maybe she could come and offer the ball a blessing. You think?

Nah, prolly not. She’s got a full schedule, my gut tells me. A TV station named after yourself doesn’t run itself, now, does it?

-Ben